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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 04:39
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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'2nd Jupiter' exoplanet seen 60 light-years away photo of the day for June 23, 2025 - Space
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
UK civil servants who used AI saved two weeks a year, government study finds - Financial Times
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
How the Brain’s RNA Rings Are Formed - Neuroscience News
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Maxime amet sequi odit placeat molestiae.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 2, Reds 0 – May 31, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
Then came..
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Climate change leads to spread of infection-causing fungi, scientists say - ABC News
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
★ who are your favorite booktubers?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!